Transcript of Obama-Putin “90 minute” phone call.

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A couple weeks ago the most transparent and honest administration, ever, made the claim that Barry was on the phone with his bud, Vlad, for 90 minutes.  Good thing I wasn’t drinking a carbonated beverage when I first read that.  I hate when the bubbles get up in my sinuses.
It was actually a 9 second phone call.  Here’s the transcript:
Putin:  Knock, knock.
Obama: Who’s there?
Putin: Crimea.
Obama: Crimea who?
Putin: Crimea river. You’re my bitch.  <click>
(Shamelessly stolen from allhail2)
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