A couple weeks ago the most transparent and honest administration, ever, made the claim that Barry was on the phone with his bud, Vlad, for 90 minutes. Good thing I wasn’t drinking a carbonated beverage when I first read that. I hate when the bubbles get up in my sinuses.
It was actually a 9 second phone call. Here’s the transcript:
Putin: Knock, knock.
Obama: Who’s there?
Obama: Crimea who?
Putin: Crimea river. You’re my bitch. <click>
(Shamelessly stolen from allhail2)